Stumbling through ....
I was born in Stockport, England. Am chocolate in color. (What can you do for brown?) My parents live in Jamshedpur, India. I have an accent ... Its not British (except when I say "walk", "talk", "fuck off", or "shut up" ), its not American (I pronounce the "h" in herbal) , and its not Indian (and Appu on the Simpsons does not have an Indian accent, but its hilarious anyways)
I wish I was born in the 60's and was a teen in the 70's. I stripped a barbie when I was 4. I watched a show at the Moulin Rouge when I was 5. Am currently 28 and still in the midst of my quarter-life crisis. I get goosebumps when I listen to Pearl Jam's Black. I think Last Kiss by Jam has the happiest sound and the saddest lyrics. Am crazy about playing guitar. Jack and coke is my drink. I used to be a kickass bartender. I have a teddy bear named gingin. He is a carebear and is grumpy all the time. I won a national debate in the 12th grade. Wanted to be a criminal lawyer back then. I stare at myself in the mirror. I like talking like a baby. I try to make sense out of the shapes of clouds. I chose engineering as a major since I thought I wouldnt have to work hard. I was right! I was an undergrad at the University of Alabama (Roll tide!) I am slightly color blind. I love my blood red mustang. I sing/scream while I listen to music on the radio. I also yell "Hidalgo' when I see the name of the movie on the TV guide. I sat on a see-saw only once in my life and loved it. I had a doberwomann named Jenny. I cried when she died of cancer. Was the only time in the last 13 years I have cried. Except when I laugh. Now, have a doberman back home named Shadow. I hate the lord of the rings. I'm an only kid. I love free falls at six flags. I am the worst painter in the world. I crack myself up.