The Threshold of Coolidity

Recap:  I saw her at the Stamp (place where umd students get crappy food)  in Feb for the first time and she took my breathe away. I couldnt finish my Kung Pao Chicken as I kept trying to catch a glimpse of her smiling. (digression: why does the mexican dude at Panda Express say egg roll and soup in a chinese accent?) So, I sent her  a short message on Valentine's just telling her how cute I thought she was. She never replied. I wanted to talk to her the next week, but then the Duke Game happened! (I had the best seats in the house behind the duke bench, screamed my ass off .. voice sounded sexy as hell afterwards ... was all excited about talking to her. come monday morning, my voice sounded like a toad croaking while being tortured!)  So, a week went by, and thereafter each time I saw her I failed to locate my balls and go and talk to her.
However, since then I love to go the Stamp for lunch! Though I have discovered that my heart is in my stomach coz I get this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach when I see her and cant eat at all. (btw I am going to refer to her as "Victoria" for certain reasons) God! she's breathtaking! And now comes the sad part .. She is 19 ... And I am twenty-freaking-five!  Anyways, so, I continue to drag my guys,  Vinit,  Beer, Raj and subject them to the misery the stamp calls food every week to see my sweetie .... (well, she doesnt know she's my sweetie! but whatever)