The Threshold of Coolidity

I am sure almost everybody has noticed a little green moving light that blinks when you are standing outside at night. No! Fox Mulder, they are not little aliens, they are fireflies, or in hindi, Jugnus. Now, the firefly is a bioluminescent being; organisms that produce light. Well, sometimes I thought they lit a light like a torch to find their way, or they were trying to trap their pray or maybe scare them away. Neither of these are true though! Consistent with my favorite topic: fireflies light up to get laid! Okay, not exactly, to get laid, but to attract their male or female counterparts to have sex and propagate their species and all! Both, females and males have this ability, and the sequence of flashing often identifies the sub-species they belong to. Once in a while, a female of a specific species might fake its signals, to lure a male of a different species to eliminate him. Stupid horny male!

Anyways, coming to the topic that makes me wonder. Guys, (and I really hope this is not news to any girl who reads this), when with friends, check out women, and get extremely excited about hot women with large breasts. Even if their own preference is small, medium, whatever, the spotting of lovely large breasts is always followed by "Man, they are so big, ooooooh, I think I am gonna die!" (hindi translation: Kitna bade bade hain, mar jaooonga main!" Now I wonder if this kind of checking out exists among the other animals. I wonder if a bunch of male jugnus, hover around trees at nite, waiting for the female jugni with the brightest light to fly by, and say to each other, "Oooooh, god she is just so bright, it drives me insane!" or "Woh jab batti jalati hai, so main pagal ho jata hoon"   Maybe the females say to each other "I wish I had a light as bright as her, all the boys would just love me then" or "my boyfriend Jugnu, just loves me coz of my huge lights and doesnt even care who I really am inside!" hahahahahha That would be hilarious! Or maybe I have it all wrong, may be the animal kingdom has role reversals. We know that the Peacock is the one with the ornamental colors, the lion, the one with the mane, so maybe the other animals, have the females, lusting after the men, and the men are tired of being objects of obsession and lust, and just want someone to love them and talk to them. hahhahahahhahaha!

Anyways, if this is the case, and the rest of the animals actually have women lusting over men, I think in humans, we guys, have made up for the rest of the animal kingdom with the amount of lusting we have done over women. I am so thrilled to be a guy!

Goodnite and Boo-bye!

Claimer:  This piece is dedicated to the lovely lady who made me wonder, Ayesha Takia! Point-to note: When a hottie's t-shirt struggles to make it back to her stomach (doest make it back and hangs loose mid-air(Fig 1)). THAT IS SEXY!  and the last name: Takia (pillow in hindi) just makes it so much hotter!