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Must be said!

Actors are the luckiest people in the world. They get to play almost every role (everyone they wish they could be for example Batman, a lawyer, the devil, and a rocket scientist) in the same lifetime. Even though I am not an actor there are some situations I would love to enact before the curtains close on me:

 

1) Scene 1:

Location: Anywhere 

Actors: Me and a British Lady around 40 years old or if I was 40 she would havta be 55 (so me+15)

British Lady: Aamrit, how do you do?

Amrit: I do very well, if I may say so myself!

 

 2) Scene 2 (Adapted from something I once saw)

Location: Elevator

Actors: Moi again and any girl inside or outside the elevator

 

Girl: Going down?

Moi: You really cut to the chase don't you?

 

3) Scene 3:

Location: Anywhere

Actors: Bandy and girlfriend

 

Girlfriend: Bandy, why did you cheat on me? Who did you sleep with?

Bandy:  No, nio, no, WHOM did you sleep wid? The question is WHOM did I sleep wid?

 

 

 

 

Posted on Tuesday, December 6, 2005 at 08:16PM by Registered Commenterbandy in | Comments2 Comments

Reader Comments (2)

ok, I already told u this so this comment is for archival.

it should be "whoms" - plural in the last one ;)
December 8, 2005 | Unregistered CommenterBeer
Yeah, given that I am so faithful (woof woof), if I stray it mite as well be worth it and include tons of menagious (woof woof) style.
December 17, 2005 | Registered Commenterbandy

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